Let the Growing Begin!!!!

Welcome everyone to The Whisker Report, you official home on the Internet for everything related to The Mustache Bash!

So it is official, after a legendary shave in last night, we are off to an amazing start. The peer pressure was bubbling as many guys hesitantly shaved their 'stache. I think that I already
gotten a few death threats from some angry wives, but hey, it is for a good cause...so suck it up!

Check back daily for MUSTACHE OF THE DAY as well as participants' progress and some mustache history.

With out further ado, here are the official categories that we will be judging on at The Mustache Bash on February 29th. There is one for everybody, so don't worry about that peach fuzz...we have got you covered.

OUTSTANDING MUSTACHE AWARDS

Award #1:

MOST STRIKING MUSTACHE



Most striking? Yeah, basically the best! You are rocking that stache and making it your own. The judges will be grading fullness, dander level, all-around shape, and grooming. If you win this award you will disappoint the entire community by getting rid of it. See the picture of Burt? That is called rocking a mustache!



Award #2:

BEST ATTEMPT AT A MUSTACHE


Best attempt? Yeah, basically The WORST! This is like a bad hair day...for 29 days...on your face! Judges will be looking for discoloration, patches of hair, and the possibility of lice. If you win this award you will make the entire community VERY VERY happy by getting rid of it. See Officer Rod Farvra to the left...sometimes, even though everyone else has one, it is still just not a good idea.


Award #3:

THE FREE-STYLE AWARD

Confucius once said, "A man without a mustache, is a man without a soul." I could not agree with him more. Check out that 'stache! It is the Asian sensation of mustaches, full bodied and free flowing like a mountain waterfall from the corner of each mouth. Just like Confucius did, in the free style category you must think outside the box. Free styling can be a little dangerous, but the risk is always worth the reward. The main thing that judges will be looking for is creativity. We encourage heavy amounts of wax, hair dye, or the always difficult to pull off: the mustache weave.

Award #4:

THE CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE AWARD

Do people always tell you that you look like someone famous? How about someone famous with a mustache? Well than this award is for you! If you are gunning for this award, we encourage you to bring in a picture of the celebrity that you think you look like. The judges will be looking for similarity and the likelihood of you getting asked for an autograph. Keep checking the Whisker Report's MUSTACHE OF THE DAY for inspiration.



Award #5:

THE RETRO 'STACHE AWARD

No explanation really needed. For you lucky ones out there, this is your chance to act, or at least look like a retro guy for the month. The judges will be grading on sleaziness and general attitude. I mean, not everyone can pull this one off!