Jeff Foxworthy"You might be a redneck if your mustache is longer than your wife's hair". At the Mustache Bash that makes you in the top running for an award, not a redneck!
Foxworthy has got that "Dale Earnhardt-esque" style chevron stache that now laughs at people for not being smarter than a 5th grader. I mean who am I to care if the ostrich is or is not the fastest bird on land???
I am just hoping that my mustache turns out better than this kid and his baking soda volcano:
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